Practically Perfect


I’m practically perfect
In every way
Practically perfect
So people say

Each virtue virtually know no bound
Each trait is great and patently sound.

I’m practically perfect
From head to toe
If I had a fault
It would never dare to show.
I’m so practically perfect
In every way.

Both prim and proper
And never too stern.
Well educated
Yet willing to learn
I’m clean and honest
My manner refined
And I wear shoes of the sensible kind.
I suffer no nonsense
And whilst I remain
There’s nothing else I feel I need explain.

I’m practically perfect
And here’s my aim
By the time I leave here
You all will be the same

You’ll be practically perfect
Practically perfect
You will be practically perfect
In every way.
In every way.